- I Married an Angel (I Married an Angel, 1938) -- Rogers and Hart knew what men really want (1960 cover by Johnny Mathis)
- When I Marry Mr. Snow (Carousel, 1945) -- both of us will look a little dreamy-eyed
- Old Fashioned Wedding (Annie Get Your Gun, 1946) -- don't cross
Annie Oakley Ethel Merman
- Come to Me, Bend to Me (Brigadoon, 1947) --
beautiful prenup ballad from disappearing Scottish villager
- Marry the Man Today (Guys and Dolls, 1950) -- and re-engineer him afterwards
- Get Me to the Church on Time (My Fair Lady, 1956) -- a philanderer tries to reform ... for one day at least
- One Hand, One Heart (West Side Story, 1957) -- a dress shop can be a wedding chapel
- Don't Marry Me (Flower Drum Song, 1958) -- he eats lychee nuts and cookies in bed
- If Mama Was Married (Gypsy, 1959) -- how to retire your stage-door mother
- Every Girl Wants to Get Married / There's a Room in My House (A Family Affair, 1962) -- oy weddings are such a headache
- His Love Makes Me Beautiful (Funny Girl, 1964 but really 1921) -- Fanny Brice is a walking illustration of his adoration
- Matchmaker, Matchmaker (Fiddler on the Roof, 1964) -- he's handsome, he's tall ... that is from side to side
- All the Dearly Deloved/Together Forever/I Do! I Do! (I Do, I Do, 1966) -- broadway stars pretend to be hetero-happy
- Married (Cabaret, 1966) -- please don't give in to the Nazis, Fraulein Schneider!
- I'm Not Getting Married (Company, 1970) -- cold feet and major craziness
- Marry Me a Little (Company - alt, 1970) -- because I'm really mostly bisexual
- I Can Hear the Bells (Hairspray, 2002) -- marry a TV heartthrob, in your dreams
- It's Your Wedding Day (Wedding Singer, 2006) -- Jersey, 1985 ... enough said
- Wedding Dream (Marry Me!, 2009) -- straight guys can now get married ... to each other
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